trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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