ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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