I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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