you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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