nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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