Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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