areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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