BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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