So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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