what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Alive.
So much puke
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
A bitchslap is in order.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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