you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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