we're blogging at a bar
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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