Pappa wants mamma naked
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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