i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
