My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Randomize
