i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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