the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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