you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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