Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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