Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(662): View more from Mississippi

New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.

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(914): View more from New York

My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.

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(913): View more from Kansas

My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!

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