New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!