Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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