Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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