butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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