He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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