just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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