yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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