Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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