do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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