it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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