What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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