About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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