And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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