I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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