Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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