I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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