We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
