Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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