its not stalking. its research.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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