Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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