Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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