There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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