If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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