So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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