What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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