"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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