It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
