she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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