If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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