I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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