Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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