fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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