alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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