We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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