My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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