The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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