Dual....:-)
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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