brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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