Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Please don't give away my fajitas
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